A Therapy Session For Homophobic People

A Therapy Session For Homophobic People


(suspicious music) – The internet is so great isn’t it? Connecting the world, allowing us to stalk
our exes that we miss, giving us memes, bringing
us closer to Beyonce. But imagine being so salty that you use the internet to target people and spread hate. Take this chick for example, I’m sick and tired of this
gross gay people like stop. Marriage is for men and woman. Disgraceful beep what’s next? Go see a doctor you beep. Now beyond the spelling mistakes, I see an angry person behind a screen that needs help. So let’s help them in real life. Therapy’s in session. (upbeat music) So tell me what’s on your mind? – Gay people bother me. – Is it because they
dress better than you? – Because they’re destroying the planet. – Uh-huh, interesting and I thought that was plastic bottles, silly me. What makes you say that? – Look, it was Adam and
Eve not Adam and Steve. – Oh, I see what you
did there Doctor Seuss, very nice Adam, Eve, Steve very nice. Here’s the thing though. I fail to see the relevance ’cause it’s also Ellen and Portia not Ellen and Michael. Oh, but that didn’t rhyme is that okay? Do you still get it? – Look, they’re going against God. – Really, and how does it
feel to get updates from God? Does God text you or is
God more of a DM person? – I just know what God intended. – And your friend God texts
you a meme are you all like, oh my God. – It’s a sin. – Ooh, or when you say, “God damn it!” Does God ever reply? Like, I can’t. I’m busy. Wow, you’re so religiously woke. – Marriage has always been
between a man and a woman. – And voting used to only be between a white man and the government. Things change. – But that’s not why marriage was created. – And that’s not why the
eggplant emoji was created but if you look at your last text. – That’s different. – Said one of your eyebrows to the other. Why exactly does gay
marriage bother you so much when it doesn’t affect you at all? Are you bored? Do you have a job? Do you hang with anyone besides Alexa? – Because I need to protect
the institution of marriage. – Wow, how Ned Stark of you. Can you explain how you
are protecting marriage by forbidding people who
are genuinely in love from getting married? – They’re not in love. They’re confused and sick. – Wow, and you wanna help them. You’re basically Doctors Without Borders. Except with one border, your mind. I don’t get it. If you wanna protect marriage why don’t you protest against divorce? I mean, I don’t think that’s a good idea but I’m just really trying
to understand your obsession. – I am not obsessed you little (beep). – Your swearing really
makes your point more valid. – You are (beep), you little. – Ooh that’s good. Okay, uh-huh, yeah, I’m really hearing you now. Maybe try swearing in caps lock. – All you (beep) need
to shut the (beep) up. – Really smart stuff. Do you feel better? – You (beep) make me sick to my stomach. – Here, for your little upset tum tum. Don’t let the rainbows bite. – You know, gay couples
can’t even bear children. – Ooh, okay really, well
neither can infertile women and guys with low sperm count. Why aren’t you being a
twitter gangster against them. – If everyone was gay
there would be no humanity. – And if everyone was a potato
there would be no humanity but everyone is not a potato, just as everyone is not
gay young grasshopper. Also, there’s about 153 million orphans in the world right now. Might be good to adopt, them, not you. You’d be a horrible parent. – Okay, but gay couples
will raise gay kids. – Oh, right, yeah, you mean like how a whole
bunch of straight parents raised gay kids. Is that, is that what you meant? Or did you, did you mean something else. – Stop bullying me. I am entitled to my own opinion, this isn’t fair. – I am so sorry that you
are a victim of bullying. That combined with your awful
grammar must be very hard but your opinion and similar ideas contribute to actual laws
being made against gay people. So if you have an opinion
about pineapple on pizza I don’t care. But it’s illegal to be
gay in some countries. Imagine if the government
took away your right to be yourself. However would you douchebag about? – It’s just unnatural. – So are your boobs,
eyelashes and highlights. You don’t get to decide
what’s natural contour queen. – Typical leftist. – Oh no, sweetheart this
isn’t a left or right thing. It’s more so a right or wrong thing. – Are you saying I’m wrong
for being homophobic? – No I don’t really like
the term homophobic. It implies that you
have some sort of phobia whereas I think you’re just a jerk. – Oh I’m sorry, were you talking? I was busy tweeting. – Here’s what I think the problem is. You feel entitled to such an extent that you think you can
dictate people’s lives. You and everyone else that’s
gonna leave a hate comment underneath this video. To prove your point, you
pick pieces of ancient text and ignore facts and figures from today. People with human compassion,
critical thinking skills and at least one hobby to fill their time don’t really care if two men are dating. They’re too busy doing things and I know it’s scary but if you opened you mind half as much as you opened you mouth, we’d all be in a better place. – You’re wrong. – I’d like to prescribe you
with a bottle of common sense. Okay, please take two tablets daily while listening to Sam Smith. Side effects may include
minding your own damn business. – It sounds complicated. Should we maybe discuss it over dinner? – Just saying. Hey, I hope you enjoyed this video. And I don’t really believe
in fighting fire with fire but sometimes I gotta sass people. As an ally of the LGBTQ+
community, happy Pride. May you be safe and have
a great celebration. If you wanna subscribe I make new videos every
Monday and Thursday. One love superwoman
that is a wrap and zoop.

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