Hi, I’m the Star Goddess, and here’s a key
to understanding a Cancer man. The thing you have to understand about your Cancer man is
he’s a giant black hole of endless emotional needs. Cancers are ruled by the moon, so their
moods change and fluctuate just like the tides. They can wake up in the morning happy, and
by the afternoon they can be sobbing in their beer. They have round moon child shaped faces,
and like the crab, they never approach anybody or anything directly. They will kind of sidle
up to you sideways in a roundabout way, and hem and haw ’til you finally play twenty questions
and drag out what it is that they really want. Cancer men truly believe that if you really
love them, needed them, wanted them, cared about them, you would know what they want,
you would know what they need. They wouldn’t have to tell you and they actually believe
that if they have to tell you, it decreases whatever it is you give them in some fashion.
These are the moms of the zodiac, and not only are they good caretakers, but truth be
told they are looking for a mom to nurture and take care of them. So if you understand
how they are, you’ll greet them at the door with something to eat, and something to drink.
Have them sit down, tell you their woes, put your arms around them and tell them honey,
everything will be okay. So that’s how you deal with a Cancer man, that’s better living
through astrology, I’m Janet Sciales the Star Goddess.