Babies Test NEW Psychic Palm Scan App *DO NOT DOWNLOAD*

Babies Test NEW Psychic Palm Scan App *DO NOT DOWNLOAD*


Show me right now how I fricking uninstall this app We just spent all our money and then got all of our information stolen DO NOT USE THIS APP Hello? Hi Lauren! Hi Kassie! I was on TikTok and I found this palm reader app that can tell you your future oooooh Are you excited?! I’m kinda scared – I don’t know if I wanna know my future [Unseen voice] You’re not supposed to know your future, Lauren! Oh no my mom heard… [Unseen voice] LAUREN! [Unseen voice] You talkin’ ’bout futures, again?! It’s ok! My mom said it was ok! [To unseen voice] Kassie said her mom said it’s ok! [Unseen voice] I don’t care what Kassie’s momma says [Unseen voice] That woman’s crazy! [Kassie] MOM! She’s calling you crazy! [Unseen voice 2] I’m *not* crazy Tell her it’s ok! [Lauren] I think her mom wants to talk to you [Unseen voice] Oh God! Not again! [Lauren’s mom] Who’s this again? What’s your name? Mrs Kassie’s mother? [Kassie’s mom] ‘Scuse me? What? Yeah you can just call me Kassie’s mother how about that? They’re just trying to play a little game What kind of game? It’s a little palm reader game – you can tell your future Palm reader… is that – no – is that psychic stuff? We don’t believe in that in this family! That’s voodoo! Well, yeah it is voodoo but it’s like totally fine. It’s all just nonsense to trick your mind! Well I happen to be a Virgo – you seem like a Gemini Oh astrology? Are we gonna talk about astrology? I’m an Aquarius but you don’t hear me say “Oh look I’m an Aquarius!” It likely not going to tell you anything you don’t know. You’re just going to be sat at home with seven kids Yeah I have seven children – I don’t care about my future, I’m worried about them They could find out about future disasters that they could avoid! What kind of nonsense is this “future disasters”?! Lauren, don’t worry ’bout them – you worry about yourself! With seven kids and that kind of fashion sense, it seems like this app could’ve helped you avoid a disaster I don’t care about my looks, I only care about my children – I don’t care about none of this future app stuff Technology and all this psychic stuff – no none of it! What – what are you saying? Who ya talkin’ to? Oh I’m just… I’m just talking to my daughter… Is there a way to mute this? NO! Oh so we’re not playing it? You’re a bad influence – just like ya mother! What?! You heard me, young lady! Lauren – you’re not hanging out with her! Wha – no… we’re not playing the future thing…. we’re – uh – playing Roblox Oh Roblox – oh that’s ok. I like that Roblox. Ok good. Ok, bye Mrs Lauren! Bye! Ok, Lauren, here ya go Lauren I told your mom we’re playing Roblox so we gotta do this quickly, ok? Alright, what do we do? Okay type in your name…. [reading text] Baby Kassie [Reading text] December 19….. 2016…. Oh wait…. I wanna be older than you YOU CAN’T BE OLDER THAN ME! But i am older than you though… YOU ARE NOT OLDER THAN ME! I don’t know numbers though… is that seventeen? FIfteen? Sixteen? Uh… Fine I’ll lie. I wanna know my future. [Choosing time of birth] Well my mom always complains that I ruined her dinner Oh haha…. That’s not very nice! I know! She even waited to finish eating before she went to the hospital! It’s dangerous! [Reading text] I was born at 7.30 AM Morning baby! Ok…. [reading text] your relationship status… Free? Married? Soulmate? Or difficult? Like right now? I’m gonna say soulmate Cos I met you! Awww! Imma do that too! [Reading text] Enable camera access? Ok! Uh, is that a security thing? Uh… I dunno my mom usually tells me not to. For babies we have big hands! Mine says it doesn’t look like a real palm! Uh! I got it! [Reading text] Take a photo of your right palm… Hopefully, this doesn’t keep our private information! I know…. My results are being processed! Hurry, Lauren! I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE OF MY HANDS! It’s cos I’m using my mom’s iPad HURRY LAUREN! Oooh, ok, I did it. Now I gotta do the right one! OH MY GOSH! Uh Lauren, I have bad news… What? You might have to steal your mom’s credit card for this… I probably could [Reading text] $10 a week?! Wait… I put in this app that I’m 1 year old and it’s letting me pay money! [Reading text] Your results are being processed… [Reading text] Check our horoscope with daily updates Wow! You’re reading’s really good! It says it’s gonna take 22 minutes! WHAT?! TO PROCESS?! BUT WE’RE ALREADY PAYING FOR THIS! So I stole my mom’s credit card and paid for this – and I still have to wait?! I don’t understand! Do you think there’s other stuff on this app that we can read while we wait? [Reading text] For me, today isn’t the day to drink heavily or indulge in smoking cigarettes. So it’s good that I can’t do either of those things It’s good that the app really knows you [Reading text] If you’re living with your parents – which I am – there might be some tension in the household! There certainly is! [To unseen voice 2] Hey mom! [Unseen voice 2] There certainly is! I got a push notification saying “Enjoying palm reading results?” – No. I HAVE TO WAIT 20 MINUTES! They have my credit card and they have my palm! I don’t like this! I don’t trust this! I’m really scared! You’re gonna get me in trouble! I’M GONNA GET IN TROUBLE! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I don’t know – why did you make me do this?! Why did you let me make you do this?! Your mom was right! Yeah and look… my travel horoscope says “there has been a financial set back that might ruin your travelling plans”. GREAT. No candy store for you! I have an 87% compatibility with Aries – I’ve always loved Aries! It says I’m really emotional today And kind of smart. I’m more emotional than you – I’m at 98%! What does that mean?! I’m at 10 – that can’t be good. Hey! And I’m smarter than you too! I’m 62% and you’re 60-….? [Reading text] Future me! Future me?! [Reading text] “Point the camera at your face!” Uh, I’m not sure I want to! [Reading text] Your face in oldness will be shown to you! But I’m a baby! I don’t want to see what my old face looks like! I TOLD YOU THE FUTURE WOULD BE SCARY! It wants access to our microphones too! FOR WHAT?! Ok… I guess I’ll say ok – I already paid for this! Ok – I’ll say ok, too! OH NO! YOU’RE AN OLD LADY! [KASSIE SCREAMS] A baby should never see… Wait you can look at myself 40 years older… Lauren…. I DON’T LIKE IT! LAUREN! You look insane! I TOLD YOU! I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE MY FUTURE! Look what you did to me! I’m sorry! [To unseen voice 2] Mom can I see what you look like?! Tsss…… Oh no! Mom this is you in 60 years! Oh my beard is out of control! WHY DO YOU HAVE A BEARD IN THE FUTURE?! They’re making us wait for this so if it’s not a LIVE person with a crystal ball who goes “woooo” Like if it’s not a person who is gonna tell us our actual future…. wait what is they tell us we’re gonna die or something?! I DON’T WANT THIS! If my mom finds out that I used her credit card…. [Unseen voice] YOU WHAT?! [Unseen voice] You used my credit card?! [Lauren] Uh oh [Unseen voice 2] For Roblox, did you use my credit card for Roblux(?) [To unseen voice 2] Mom! Lauren’s crazy mom is back and I’m scared! What did you girls’ use my credit card for?! I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO COST MONEY! WHAT? Roblox is free! Why are you paying for Robox(?) [Lauren off camera] For Robux! For Robux? You don’t need this! It’s a free game – that’s why you can play it! How much was it?! HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU SPEND? [Lauren off camera] If you don’t cancel it – it’s like $10 a week WHAT? $10 A WEEK? FOR WHAT? FOR ROBLOX? WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS DOING? Uh… do I have to tell the truth? What do you mean “Do you have to-“…. Of course you have to tell the truth! [Kassie’s mom] Listen, listen, listen… ok? WHAT IS THIS $10 A MONTH THING YOU GOT THESE GIRLS DOIN’? It’s just a little fun game… A LITTLE FUN GAME? ARE YOU PAYING $10 A MONTH FOR THIS?! [Girl off camera] It’s a week! Ok… uh you know what… uh… I’ll send ya $20… I DON’T NEED YOUR MONEY I DON’T WANT THESE GIRLS DOING THIS! You seem like you’re a little hard off with your, uh, basketball shirt… I’ll send you $20 – it’ll cover the app And then you can go and buy yourself a nice happy meal or something You know you keep talking ’bout what I’m wearing – what is that YOUR wearing?! Some big poofy hat?! What is this? It protects my skin so I look young! Oh God, it looks terrible! You look terrible, sweetie! Tell me I don’t look gorgeous right now! You looks like ya got a big red bucket on ya head! Like a rainhat or something… it looks terrible! Take it off – you probably got a wig under that hat – sewn into that hat! I DO NOT HAVE A WIG! YOU’RE BALD I BET! OH! I have a beautiful set of hair! Mmmm…. I like your hair, what are you using? What product you using? Thank you, it’s L’Oreal Ooh, L’Oreal – I’ve heard good things! I use Garnier fructase(?) If you use L’Oreal it’ll still look good in even basketball t-shirts so it’ll cover you Oh Imma big fan of the basketball! Love my Knicks! I’m a big big Knicks fan! I used to know Patrick Ewing – we went to high school together! That was the last time that the Knicks were good! I know. Anyways, talk to you later Alright, bye! I like when our moms yell at each other so much they forget we used their credit cards! We should always do that – we could buy whatever we want! We should both get puppies then make our moms talk to each other! Yeahhh! Dear God, I’m so sorry for doing this, I thought it was just going to be some fun horoscope thing I, uh, didn’t know that it was gonna end up with like Esmerelda Vega(?) taking our money and reading our palms and doing some weird witchcraft wizardry Anything to add, Lauren? I’ll never do anything bad again if this turns out okay Yeah, well I mean I might… I’m gonna level with you here, I might. But I didn’t mean to do this on purpose. 5 4 3 2 1 Future! But what happens now? I… I don’t know HOW DOES THIS HAVE SUCH HIGH RATINGS?! IS THIS ALL DONE BY BOTS?! I don’t know – all the most recent reviews are like “What the hell is this?!” “Scary” Wait wait wait… I got a message! What?! My results! They’re ready! MY RESULTS ARE READY! MINE TOO! LAUREN! *incoherent crying* Just going down a really dark rabbit hole there… [READING MESSAGE] Oh hey that is me – I’m unemotional [READING MESSAGE] I thought I was bad! Yeah I’m pessimistic – that showed like 5 seconds ago [Reading text] Very social – I mean not really [READING MESSAGE] Yay! Yay! [READING MESSAGE] Oh! I mean, kinda?! [READING MESSAGE] God’s like “Oh yeah, sure, fine. That’s great. Have fun with that.” I don’t know if a baby should be reading all this stuff… I know. There’s lots of big words [READING MESSAGE] I’m a good friend but just… Don’t, back up! Get out! So I was really scared that I might die, right? But it said there is little possibility that you’ll suffer from more than a common cold in your life That’s good! THAT MEANS I’M GONNA BE OKAY! Ok, uh… how do we… Show me right now – how do we fricking uninstall this app?! Ah, ok, we uninstalled it! WE UNINSTALLED, LAUREN, AND NOW WE ARE SAFE! Why did you make me do that? That was terrifying… I didn’t learn anything! We just spent all our money and got all our information stolen! DO NOT USE THIS APP! The microphone got me the most scared – cos like, why does it need your microphone?! It doesn’t! In my head I went to a dark place – I was like “what did I do? What did I make Lauren do?”

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