Beware of the Scorpio Mother | Animated Story Time | Anti-Social Snacker

Beware of the Scorpio Mother | Animated Story Time | Anti-Social Snacker


Scorpios are [email protected]#! crazy! Well it’s Scorpio season and you know what that means. Literally nothing because astrology is a myth. *crickets* I’m just kidding. I mean, I don’t normally buy into astrology stuff, but when it’s so spot on for somebody, you’re forced to pay attention. For instance Scorpios they’re known for being super intense and vicious. A lot of people complain like my ex is a Scorpio or my frenemy was a Scorpio. But I know the harsh, harsh, wrath of the scariest of them all. The Scorpio mom. *screams* They love hard but they’re very, very controlling. They’re all like – And where do you think you’re going Missy? School. Well you better get good grades. I do. Keep talking back see where it gets you. Mom. No TV for a week! *groans* They also have no shame. Angela you forgot your pads this morning.
Don’t you get your period this week? They also hold grudges like – whoa. I thought you didn’t like apples you didn’t eat my apple crumble that one time five years ago. Mom I have the flu. We all have different versions of reality. They also say crazy things like – “He had it comi’n.”
“You would dishonor your ancestors with that skimpy outfit?” “I give and I give and I give and you take and take and take!” So demanding so fickle so sensitive.
Scorpios are [email protected]#! crazy! But there is one perk I mentioned that
they love hard and they’re vicious. So anytime somebody wrongs me *laughs* I just unleash my mom. What do you mean an F in gym? Just because my daughter is not athletic? She’s got brains and a sense of humor instead. And I’ve got news for you
buddy you could use both! So I guess there are pros and cons. But no matter how you slice it… never cross a Scorpio Mom. Angela, are you making a video about me? Oh no.

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