Capricorn in love, at work and with others | Astrology Advice

Capricorn in love, at work and with others | Astrology Advice


Capricorns! An earth sign! I hope you put an earth behind me. Capricorns, you’re ruled by the planet
that is Saturn, and your symbol is goats You love goat climbing!
That’s not a thing. You love mountain climbing,
just like goats You love to be on the top
of mountains, like goats, and the top of your fields! They are achievers, they
want to achieve success. A happy Capricorn is a
Capricorn with a goal. You can be impatient, but on the
flip side it makes you very persistent. Ooh you’re so traditional,
you’re so about what’s right and wrong. Ooh tradition. You’re all about that
morality thing. That’s what I told you,
snooze U-S-A. Capricorn’s you tend to play things
a little safe, and you’re not emotional. I know because I dated one of you! Capricorn’s you love to be in charge
and you love to rule things. You will be the ruler of your
own empire and your own destiny I don’t know any famous Capricorns
but I’d like to say Michael Kors. Boring. Oh my god that’s perfect! Here’s your perfect example of a Capricorn: Ryan Seacrest. He has his own
empire, and that empire includes the Kardashians. So that’s off friggin’ good empire. Also I think he owns part of
American Idol, if that show still exists. For a Capricorn, a good Empire
is something that’s stable, that we all know will profit.
They’re not risk-takers. Like a real-estate empire! A makeup empire! A construction empire! Your own fashion house! You love details and you
love to do those details right. You don’t give up until those details are perfect. Make sure your drive is
focused on the right career for you. That’s very important, don’t focus on
something that you’re not good at, because you’re not gonna get there. That’s just general good life advice. In love, you love to play hard-to-get. It’s your favourite game! I’ve played it with you. I hated it. You’re slow to warm up and when
I say slow I mean really slow. But once you’re there,
you’re fully into it. All in! You love action instead of
that sexy smooth talk. You’re all about showing your
love rather than saying it. You’re more likely to choose a
stable love than a crazy passionate one. Understanding because you’re your weak! I’m so sorry. You’re weak! But remember to choose
what is right for you, and don’t compromise too much. As far as your family’s
concerned, you have some issues lingering from your childhood
that you just can’t get over. You’re an adult and it’s time to work on it. Is that too harsh? The best way to work those
out is to go see a therapist. Good evening, Clarice. Or ask your friends for help. You can work through
this, we believe in you. You’re not known for being
the life of the party, but you do have a lot of friends,
and they like you. Oh they don’t have a lot of friends. Snooze, snooze, snooze.
You’re not the life of the party! And you don’t have a ton of friends,
but the friends you do have are good friends and they’re close friends
and they’re people you really connect with. Try to find friends that share your
sarcastic sense of humour. Like a Gemini! That’s you Capricorn,
and you’re welcome.

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