Eugene Ranks Every Astrological Sign From Best To Worst

Eugene Ranks Every Astrological Sign From Best To Worst

– Hello, and welcome
to Rank King Astrology. I’m your Rank King, Eugene. Please welcome my special
Rank Priestess, Allison. – Oh, wow. – Pretty good, right? – That was really good.
– Yes. – Thank you. – We are very well-versed
in the way of the stars. And today we are gonna rank
all of the astrological signs from best to worst. Now for everyone watching,
it doesn’t matter if you’re into astrology. You have never seen a
zodiac video like this. This will be one of the only times you’ll see people actually
rank all of the signs from best to worst with no mercy. We are right. You are wrong. Shut up. (fast music) (tense, dramatic music) (pouring) Ooh, the astrolo-tea is hot today. So for you to relate to this video, you should know a few
basics about astrology. One, your sun sign. That’s the sign that you’re
most commonly associated with. – Sun you already know. It’s the deepest part of who you are. – Now you have two other
signs that are very important that factor into your personality. – Your rising sign or ascendant sign is kind of what people meet
when they first meet you so it’s like you at a party. Your moon sign is your emotional side. – Cocktail of different cosmic signs. Speaking of which, it won’t be Rank King without his favorite drink. – Oh my God! – Is it okay if I put the
whiskey in the astrology? You never have to refer to
your horoscope ever again because you can always
come back to this video. Now does this mean that
the sign that we rank worst is, in fact, worse than
the other 11 signs? – No, it does not. It just means I don’t want you around me. (laughing) – The first sign in
the astrological wheel, the hard headed ram himself, Aries. – The baby, the baby of the zodiac. – They do represent the age zero of like, infancy to seven, so they
are literal children. Aries are very bad at
concealing their feelings, which is good in some ways. – Yeah. – I don’t feel like I
know many dishonest Aries. – No, no. They can just be reactionary. – They can be little fucking bitches. Naturally, Aries actually has a pure, stereotypically masculine energy. – Each sign, it’s in an element. So we’re talking about
fire signs right now, and there’s three signs in each element. So Aries is the cardinal of fire. – Yes, and cardinal is one
of the qualities of sign, which you have cardinal,
mutable, and fixed. The different karmas you can have between four different elements and
three different qualities makes 12 signs total. – Math. – Math. So Aries is the cardinal fire. – Yes. – Otherwise for me, known as a spark. The thing is that sparks are sparks. They go hot and then they kinda die out. – That’s something that
I do like about Aries. Even if they get super riled up, they can cool down fast
and just get back to work so they don’t really hold grudges which is something that I like. – Yeah, they’re very like go, go, go. – Yes. – I feel like in bed Aries
might finish too quickly. I’m just saying. – I, yeah, that sounds about right. – They come into a room
like the Kool-Aid man. Oh yeah, here I am, explosions. Where would you put Aries currently in your ranking, high priestess? – Listen, I’m not trying to offend any Aries that I personally know, but in general, I rank Aries pretty low. – Wow, you’re already
throwing the first sign towards the end? – Yeah, I’m right. You’re wrong. Shut the fuck up. (laughing) – Yeah! Astrology, bitches! – Okay, let’s get out of Aries territory. – Yeah, gotta get out of this house. Ooh, this house is on fire. Taurus.
– Taurus. – To the second sign of the zodiac. – So we’re a little older now. – Mhmm, the bull. – We’re teens? – Seven to fourteen,
it’s like preteen age. – Oh, we’re tweens. – And inversely from Aries, they represent the pure
feminine form stereotypically. They are the fixed earth sign, which is, in my mind, represented by a garden. – If they’re really like feeling excited about something,
they get the job done. They’re workaholics. They’re really productive. – I feel like Tauruses overall have a more relaxed way, a lived in way, in which they move and speak. – If they were a tea, they’d
be chamomile, for sure. – Yeah. – Because they calm you down. – I guarantee you, I think
a lot of people out there have a close Taurus in their lives. I do think, though, that Tauruses sometimes can be just
on this side of boring. – It’s true.
– Just a little. – You forget about them. – They’re not the
sharpest in the tool shed. Like, they’re great, I
like hanging out with them, but I wouldn’t like,
they wouldn’t be getting a Nobel Prize anytime soon. I’m not saying Tauruses
are the dumbest sign, but there is a reason
they’re represented by a bull, which is essentially a cow. Cows are not very smart. Do you put Taurus above or below Aries? – I’d put Taurus above. – Mhmm, we just called Aries all babies and Tauruses really dumb so I
think we’re on a great roll. You don’t want your auntie’s horoscope. – That’s over. It’s 2019, it’s canceled. – Oh my God this whiskey is hitting hard. Now there are certain signs, regardless of if you’re
even into astrology, that have reputations outside of the cosmic universe. – Yeah, oh, it’s polarizing and let me just start off by saying Kanye West, Trump, two
very prominent Geminis. – I’ll add two more. Keith Habersberger. Ned Fulmer.
– Ooh! (laughing) – Oh shit, right at the bottom. No, listen, I actually like Geminis. – Oh, me too. – Yeah they get a lot of, the stereotype around Gemini is that they’re two-faced, Which is such a Kindergartner
way to say something. – That’s stupid, that’s
your Auntie’s horoscope. – Honestly I think
Geminis aren’t two-face, they’re like multi-faced. They’re very good at talking
a lot of game sometimes without the follow-through. – Yes! – A lot of chatting shit up but they are repped by the teenagers. They’re like 14-21, which makes total sense. – Oh, socially they’re the best. – Love partying with Gemini. – Social butterfly. – Emotional maturity is sometimes dicey because if you think about it, like teenagers, a lot of emotion but they don’t quite know
exactly where to direct it. Air mutable. – So that makes sense. – It’s a changing air,
it’s like electricity. – Yes. – Yes, their morphing air, their buzz. Fantastic friends. Terrible lovers. – Yeah I like ’em around me. I just don’ wanna date them. So you’re gonna put them
above the other two? – I am. (tea pours) – Cancer is water and cardinal. – Stream. – Like a river, like a stream. So Cancer represents the
age group of 21 to 28. It’s kinda like the
post-teenage, marrying age. – [Together] Quarter-life crisis. – Existential. – Yeah, so you’re getting married or all your friends are getting married and I feel like that can
translate either way. Like they can either be very in touch with other people’s and their own or they can just feel
like really manipulative. – They can be moody, if they’re stressed out about something they’ll take it out on other people when it’s really just
poor time management. – And most Cancers I know, the emotional aspect
isn’t that they cry often, it’s that they know how to fake-cry. There’s a big difference. – Ooh, well I think also Cancer represents Mother Earth.
– Yeah. – It’s where we come from, it’s who we are, it’s in us. – Yeah, it’s not a
sexuality, it’s a sensuality. – Yeah. – I feel sensuality if I’m around Cancers. They’d be good for like
a snog and a cuddle. If any sign is a lot like their symbol, I’d say Cancers are quite crabby. So Cancers can be this
gentle, adorable crab eating a cherry or then you can look at them with
their big ass pinchers, chasing some, like,
poor bird down the beach and then eating it with its weird, like mouth mandibles. Think about all the ocean
creatures that exist. You don’t really remember the crab when you’re looking at a dolphin. You got a dolphin! Who’s gonna look at the fucking crab? I’m gonna put Cancer above Aries, behind Taurus. – We have arrived to none other than – [Together] Leo. – The Lion. They are the fixed fire sign. – They are so fixed! – It is a sun, that’s what Leos think about themselves. Leos make sure they’re not forgettable. – That’s what drives them in life. – Every Leo you know says they’re Leo says it with the most like smug smirk. – Ugh, they love being a Leo. So good in bed, so attractive, so funny, life of the party. – Because of that, they have a certain amount of, here’s the key word, entitlement. – We have one in the Try Guys. – I’m not surprised because Leos are in the
entertainment industry always. They’re super funny, they’re spontaneous, you just like have a good time them but then they’ll take you to a party and then leave you to be in the center and be like whoa, whoa, whoa, look at me, look at me, look at me! – Literally the sun. My mom’s a Leo. She probably was fucking shitty as a kid but now she’s a brilliant, charming, charismatic star-quality, blessed woman. – I’m gonna put them above Cancer. – But below Taurus. – Everyone else, yeah. – Leos are gonna be very
mad in the audience, ’cause they know that they thought they would be number one, that’s just what Leos like to do. – Oh they always think they’re number one. – Well guess what, Leo? – I’m right. You’re wrong. – [Together] Shut up. – Virgo, a very highly-populated sign. – Famous Virgo, Beyonce. – She’s the super-star Virgo but she’s grounded in
terms of her personality. And Virgos are the raising the child era, the sort of like late-thirties, where everything has to
be done a certain way. Virgo is interesting because I feel like out of all the signs Virgo
has a lot of diversity and personalities. And this is my theory, Virgo is Earth but they’re also mutable so for me mutable Earth is like clay. You take life and you mold it the way you think it should be. – Kind of controlling. – A little controlling, that’s where you get the bad side of Virgos and some other Virgos, they let themselves be the clay. So, they let the experience shape them. – And you do not want to cross a Virgo. – That is off the board. – It’s like probably the last sign that I would want to be mad at me. And they’ll argue with you to the death. They’re right, you’re wrong,
someone needs to shut up. (laughing) – The worst thing is a Virgo that fails. – Ooh, well they’ll blame everybody else. – Virgos are literally
just virgins in denial. – Okay I know we talked a lot of shit but I like Virgos.
– Oh! – Let’s put them underneath Gemini but I cannot believe Geminis
are so high on my list I’m repulsed by many Geminis. – We’re only half way through the Zodiac. – Okay, we’re only half way through. – Yeah we’re now entering the second half of the wheel. What do we start with in the seventh sign? It is… – [Together] Libra! – Libras are an air sign, cardinal. – That means they’re active air, they’re like wind zephyrs. – Very easy to get along with, great conversationalists. – I think Libras really value sharpness. On the most complete level,
enjoy intellectualism. – We like to look at
things from all angles, from all sides. Libras can be a little, I think, cold. Someone once said it’s the steel hand in the velvet glove. Not very judgemental, I think. – Oh Allison, all that’s so nice and sweet about Libras but I gotta lay it down hard. – Okay, come for me. – Libras are the fakest
sign of the zodiac. It’s just, you know, I just wish sometimes my Libra friends won’t act like they know about something when they don’t know about it. But they’re the first ones to be like, yes. – I mean, I think a Libra
fear is not being liked. – People-pleasing, steel
but with a velvet-y finish. – And definitely bottoms. (laughing) But a power bottom. – Oh, that’s right! Do you think Libra is better than Gemini? – Yeah I do. – The Libra has spoken. She’s acted like she wasn’t gonna do it but she did it, she
put herself at the top. – I feel like you might
put Capricorn at the top. Listen, we’re not at the top top yet we still got several signs to go. – I have got a lot to say about myself so wait until you get to Capricorn. We are the king of self-hatred, so. We’ve finally come to the other most hot-button sign of the Zodiac. – [Together] Scorpio. – Wow, I’m pouring some tea for this one. They’re very mysterious. They’re into the macabre. – It’s an intellectual routing. – It is, okay I find them really smart. – Yeah. – They’re sexy minds, I think. They see things before you see them. They’re very perceptive. – Scorpios are fixed water. Ice, ice baby. The worst thing about Scorpios is they’re very black and white. Libra can see all of the gray and Libra actively considers
everything in between. – And lives in the gray. – They live in the gray. Scorpios, they know what black is, they know what white is. Everything is definitive. I think Scorpios are the hardest people to change their mind on something. – They hate you or they love you and they right away put you in that box and then you’re not
getting out of that box. – However, all of that extreme energy, that intensity translates really well when it comes to sex. – They are very sensitive and emotional and they are very perceptive. So those are all amazing traits for sex! – Yeah, in bed! – And everything is about them, it’s a narcissistic sensitivity. – They’re sensitive like other water signs but they weaponize sensitivity. – Yes. Ugh. – Like venom. Also Scorpios all look like penises. Men and women. I mean it’s the serpentine feel but I think Scorpios all
look vaguely phallic, they all look kind of penis-like. Just look at your Scorpio friends. – I like them. – Above Libra? – Yeah. – (claps) Scorpio is taking the lead? You love that weaponized sensitivity. – It’s just raw humanity, you know? – Sagittarius, the sign everyone knows how to spell and– – We just say Sag. – Do you say Sag? – It’s like ugh, too much. – I mean Sagittarius are often too much. Sagittarius, represented
by the centaur archer so they’re like shifting, changing fire. They’re like, oh my God
I’m gonna get real weird. They’re like plasma. Yeah, they’re just like space dust. I haven’t kept a lot
of Sagittarius friends, does that make sense? – You know, nobody can keep a Sagittarius. They’re really adventurous, they like to have fun, they have a lot of energy, they move partners, they move jobs, they move where they live, they like to keep it moving. They’re in the flow. – I’m envious of their sense of just like, not giving a shit. – Yeah. – I really like that. And they do strive towards this idea of like there is no limit. – And living life to the fullest, I think. – A Sagittarius is like a horse that shits in a field and you point at the shit and say hey horse is that your shit? And then it goes (whinnies) I’m a horse and trots away, hair blowing in the wind. They’re just gonna pretend everything is fancy free and they’re just gonna go on and be like this is
my life I’m space dust, watch me ride a rainbow. I would say more in the middle. I think after Virgo before Taurus. – Oh, interesting. You know who we’re moving onto now? – It’s you. Capricorn. – Capricorn. Capricorn time. – [Together] Woo! – Let’s get that tea hot! – New Year’s Eve! – It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming. Jesus was a Capricorn. Now Capricorns are a cardinal Earth sign. You know what that means? We’re mountains, which means we’re stubborn as fuck. We’re giants. And by giant I mean giant egos. We’re late bloomers and we’re making up for a lot of time, you know? I didn’t date until I was like in my mid-twenties. That’s a Capricorn thing. But I still thought I was
better than everyone else. Capricorns are very
intense, focused people. Sometimes it’s on things like career, sometimes it’s on things
like relationships. – The ambition comes from wanting to do so many different things and
be so many different people. – Now I think a lot of Capricorns are sophisticated, we seem
like we like nice things. We can be pessimistic, in a way that’s just
so hard to get around. Like there’s no sunshine that can pierce through the pessimism of a
Capricorn who’s depressed. My God. – Oh my God, 100%. – When Capricorns are depressed, ugh we’re just like woe is me, everything is in decline, I mean we on the age retirement. Every Capricorn has a
distinct feeling of sadness. – Yes. – It just emanates from us, which isn’t always a bad thing. – No. – I find it attractive
sometimes in people. – Well then if you channel it they’re some of the funniest people in the Zodiac and they don’t get a
lot of credit for that. – They have a very dark sense of humor. – Yeah.
– Knock, knock. – Who’s there? – Death. Where do they go? – I’m ranking you pretty high up. Let’s see. I’m gonna put Capricorn before Gemini. – Really?
– Third. – We’re actually entering into
the Age of Aquarius again. – Right now.
– Yeah. – Holy shit. We just need a little more. – We need a drink for Aquarius. – And a little more liquor. Can have just like a tiny bit? – I need some too now. – Yes, Aquar- whoa. Aquarius is an iconic sign. Made iconic really by like the sexual revolution
movement in the ’60’s. Aquarius is paradise, right?
– Well– – Yeah, it’s what they strive for, what they live in, this idea of paradise. – Yeah, ’cause they’re
a little delusional. – Super delusional, y’all. Aquarius is associated
not only with revolution but the idea of change, so uprising. Which I find exciting a lot of the time. They’re very interesting friends. – I appreciate their perspective always, they’re really creative and something I really like about them is that they see things from a bigger perspective. They are contrarians. So they don’t like what other people like, they’re not gonna be into mainstream shit. They’re considered weird. – Some days they’re just kind of posers. – They have the same
thing that the Virgo has is like they’re kinda on a pedestal. So they think that they know you better than you know yourself. And that they, like are
smarter than you, always. – They can make people
believe things that they say. I feel like a lot of
cult leaders are Aquarius or a lot of Aquarius people are in cults. But really, the coolest
thing about Aquarius is that every single Aquarius is an alien wearing a human mask. – Yes, oh my God. They’re aliens. – Exactly, they’re aliens. They look at things like aliens. – They are, like, don’t know
how to interact with things. One of the most awkward
signs, I would say. But they also are very controlling. They’re looking at us like oh how do I control all
these little pieces. – They’re manipulative. – They’re very manipulative. – So I’m going to have
to put them pretty low. After Sag.
– Just under the middle. – Yes, they’re aliens. – They’re aliens. If you really look at
your Aquarius friends, their heads are shaped like light bulbs. We have one sign left and it’s about to get (sparkle sound) fishy. (laughing) – Cheers. – We’re at the end of the zodiac. – Wow. – We’re at Pisces, the 12th sign. Water, mutable, they’re the ocean baby. – They hate you but they love you. That the first thing
you know about Pisces. Even if they bring up
things, start fights, they will always come crawling back. – If you think of Aries at the beginning at the Alpha, Pisces is the Omega. They inhabit everything. Which is very complicated. Pisces are at death’s door. The Zodiacs previous to them has just compiled into one person. – Always are like oh my God, you’re not listening to me. It’s a really big thing for them. So they need to be heard. – You know what Pisces have? Savior complex. – Ugh, they’re so heavy, it’s an unbearable heaviness of being. – Heavy, no one can tell me what to do. – And I regret this and I regret that and you hurt me then and I don’t know. – I also love you and I love you but I hate you, ugh. Pisces are just, they’re a mindfuck. Every Pisces I’ve met has
been thicker than other signs. – Oh they have a great ass. – Great ass. – I wonder if Pisces, in a way because they are the last sign, have a certain amount of
wisdom with which they speak. Pisces are very follow-able. – I like going deep with them. I appreciate no surface
level conversations with them ever. That ranks high for me. – Wait, high enough to be at the top of your ranking? – Oh my God! I think Pisces is number one.
– Wow. Allison, your final rank
is number one Pisces and at the very bottom baby Aries. However this is not your show. It’s time to close ranks. I’ve made some executive decisions about your ranking, which I fully respect but it is wrong. Again, all of these signs are great in their own way and we’re
making huge generalizations. I have ranked as my worst sign, Cancer.
– It is? – Not that Cancers are the
worst but they’re at the bottom because they aren’t overly emotional like a lot of horoscopes say but they can be super
emotionally manipulative. I don’t trust when bad intentions
act innocent and sweet. – Cancer was my second to last. – Gemini is my second-to-last. – That’s not wrong. – I’m sorry, I had to
think about it a while. I love my Gemini friends but the historically problematic Geminis ruined their sign’s reputation. Plus I’m 100% sure they’re
gonna complain the most about this ranking because they’re obsessed with
how people view them. – Third last. – Pisces. – Oh my God! Flopper-oony! – I actually dropped Pisces lower because while we respect how deep
and multi-faceted they are, their complexity often turns into, like crazy complications and it’s extremely difficult getting along with a moody Pisces. – Fourth to last? – It’s Capricorn. – Oh. (laughing) – It’s me. Okay, look, I know everyone expected me to place my own sign high but Capricorns can admittedly be too
harsh and way nihilistic and I know that the Caps watching probably give the least amount of fucks
about their ranking anyway because life is sad and I’m sad. Aquarius. – I’ve had Aquarians rip my heart out. – So I enjoy how a cool
and forward-thinking they are but it’s sometimes
hard to really connect with an Aquarius on a personal level. I trust the idea of the sign but I don’t always trust the people. Because I can’t trust you if you might take over Earth. – Okay, seventh place. – Aries, I’m an Aries
rising, I think they’re much better people than you say they are even though they’re like a
child playing with matches and will set your house
on fire if they’re mad. But I like that my Aries
friends are transparent about all of their feelings. – Okay, top six. – I put Taurus. I know, they’re sometimes so boring. You know I actually rely
on my Taurus friends and they’re not really as
dumb as they might look. They stubborn but soft and I truly believe that if you bond with a great Taurus, they’ll
have your back for life. – Eugene, your list is
very much about trust. – I hate that I put them here. I had to though, after
really thinking about it but I put Leo. I fucking despise are
narcissistic Leos are and I bet they are also all
complimenting themselves in the comments but the
sheer amount of fun, charismatic Leos I’ve met outweighs their big ass egos. – I’m totally confused right now. Oh my God. – I kept Libra there. I love Libras. Libras have a playful, whimsical energy that is always welcome in my circle. So they might come
across as fake sometimes but I think they do it out of the goodness of trying to keep
everyone happy and heard. My number three. Mine is Scorpio. Scorpios are controversial but unlike Cancer or Gemini or Pisces I don’t think that they’d
stab me in the back. They would stab me in the front and I respect that. They make their opinions known beyond a shadow of a doubt. I can’t believe I’m saying this. Okay, I think I’m going
to say my number one, because my last two signs are Sagittarius and Virgo, I think my number one is Virgo. – Wow! – My number two is Sagittarius. Everyone would love to be around a fun Sagittarius. They can be high-minded and flighty but I think they’re
most aspirational sign. I mean they dance on moonlight and shit fucking space glitter. The reason I ranked Virgo number one, above Sagittarius is Virgo is the people’s people of the Zodiac. Even though they have a lot of neurosis, I feel like I can understand it and relate to many of their traits. Their flaws are in ways everyone’s flaws. – I feel like they’re a great equalizer. – Yeah .
– Wow, that was. – Wow, we just, and we finished the astrolo-tea. – I need to go to therapy right now. (laughing) – So, comment below if you agree, if you disagree, if you’re
a very, very angry Cancer. – [Together] I’m right. You’re wrong. Shut up. – Virgos must be celebrating
world-wide right now. – This is the first time
Virgos have ever won anything. (laughing) (upbeat music) – Just look at your Scorpio friends. Look in the mirror Scorpios at home and you’ll be like wow I do
kind of look like a giant penis.


  • Lunakech says:

    a hoard of angry cancers is going to show up at eugene's one of these days, including myself 😤

  • Dagmar jurkič says:

    Im a Leo and u didn't say that we're grounded we are ALWAYS there whwn u have the stupidest problems which means we are LOYAL and we are very emotional and have empathy(also didnt think we'd be 1)

  • Slytherin Princess says:

    Yaaaassss VIRGOS FOR THE WIN!!!!!

  • Slytherin Princess says:

    ♍♍♍♍♍ virgoooos!!

  • Adham K says:

    aries are bad bitches and at the top don’t @ me

  • Saba Akhvlediani says:

    This is bullshit

  • 000 says:

    16:11 "Ya'Ll "

  • Vanilla Heart says:

    Me: A Cancer I'm nice and chill

    Eugene:Cancer is my last one

    Me:Why can't I be a Virgo

  • Arzum A says:


  • David Kato says:

    ''cows are not very smart'' bitch cows are one of the smartest animals on this earth, they can even remember their way back to their own farms being kilometers away, and i know that bc i live in the country side, so get your facts right, animals are way smarter than you apparently

  • Alex Phan says:

    Eugene, am I good enough for you? (I am a Libra). Oh yeah is this right? 2+2=4. Because I might be wrong

  • Bethany Matthews says:

    Fuck you aquarius are weird and amazing, sorry you can't handle it

  • Cheese N Crackers says:

    Me: Aquarius will be in the bottom 5
    Aquarius is in the bottom 5
    Me: °∆°

  • A Google User says:

    crying in pisces

  • Mia the Wierdo says:

    Me a Leo has never been in a party

  • Christian Lemire says:

    I'm Sagittarius and I am the complete opposite of my sign I am so calm!

  • Danzel Jones says:

    Hail to the RANK KING!!!! Thanks @Eugene for saying Virgos are #1. YOU'RE RIGHT! EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

  • Minmin Ma says:

    I'm just happy I was in the top five 😀 (I'm a Scorpio)

  • Danzel Jones says:

    I also find it interesting that Virgos are #1, Moon sign, Sagittarius is #2, and my rising sign, Pisces, is #12.

  • Danzel Jones says:

    Eugene: Virgos must be celebrating worldwide right now.
    Allison: This is the first time Virgos won anything.

    Me: Yeah….you're right 🤣

  • Michelle M says:

    Ok, I am a Gemini and I'm going to complain.
    You couldn't at least have Geminis ahead of Pisces? Huh no…WWWHHHHHYYYYY

  • Anay Salazar says:

    I am a sun:taurus, moon: sag, ascending: sag. Does that make me more sag than taurus? 🤔

  • ChocolateChipCookie says:

    22:37 here you go, save some time.

  • Payton Alana says:

    …ok I’m boring I get it

  • Stella Freedman says:

    Where are my pisces at?!

  • Yeet-cookie says:

    I’m a Libra

  • aileen aviles says:

    Jungkook is number fuck yeah

  • GamingReality '81 says:

    Let me explain to you easily Astrology and Zodiac Signs : First of all , if you believe in God and His creation of our world , and His law , and His 10 commandments , and you live just in religion , faith and love , you don't need Astrology at all !!! Church , especially Orthodox church , doesn't admit science , numerology and astrology , zodiac signs , natal charts , reincarnations , time traveling ,dreams , white and black magic rituals etc . ( like all that is a Devil's trick to humanity ! ) . But , if you look at Astrology by logical thinking , every single person is different from other people , physically and spiritually , so zodiac signs are exact/accurate description of human qualities ! Natal charts are perfectly created for every single person by the date , minute , second of birthday , and in them you can se your whole life , even the date of your death ! It is not a prophecy of your fate , everything is connected to pure natural force/energy , magnetic fields , stars and planets ! Religion is one thing , and it's spiritual connection with God , and it's on your personality whether you will be a light years away from God or you will be so close to God and become an Angel or Saint one day ! So Devil is playing with our minds , hearts and souls as much as we allow him to do ! And now , about Zodiac Signs ( qualities ) : Aries : hard workers , sportists , friendly , charismatic , but stubborn to death , they always think that they are impeccable in all situations in life , don't like to lose , unfaithful in love ! Taurus ( my sign ) : maybe the most friendly sign , peaceful , calm , emotional , intelligent ,comedians , arts and music lovers , average workers , love material goods ( just enough for normal life ) , quite stubborn but indulgent , don't like negative energy and negative people , only sign that can be truly in love with any other signs , love sweet home , family , wife and children , faithful in love but not always ! Gemini ( twins ) : as it says , double persons , hard workers (almost like robots) and sportists , they are outsiders ( just don't love to sit at home ) , ambitious , much talking ( long tongues for everyone ) , unfaithful in love ( one of the best cheaters ) ! Cancer : emotional , hard workers , have a strange expression of love ( sometimes you just can't figure it out are they loving you or not ) , overturning , love to be everywhere whole day except at home , faithful in love but not a long time ! Leo ( Lion ) : as it says The King of the Jungle , love to commands , he is always right and when he is not , hard workers and sportists , he love to "roar" so you can hear him from afar , dont know the words " i can't , i lose , i don't make mistakes " ,he thinks he is the God , he is on top of the mountain , unfaithful in love all time and think he is the best lover ! Virgo : in life they are everything but "virgo" , a very hard persons , maybe the worst zodiac sign , non stop workers like they are on the needles , can't sit 5 minutes unless they are reading the book , watching tv or sleeping ,those are persons that can live 300 years like giant turtles but all time alone ! Their word of life is "perfection" ! They depend on material goods ( their heart is breaking if something they bought or created is broken ) , unfaithful in love , mostly unreligious ! Libra : emotional , intelligent , usually a very friendly , peaceful and good persons , stubborn for justice , meticulous workers , sportists , usually they are fighting with themselves because in many situations they are like on a seesaw ( yes or not ) , unfaithful in love sometimes ! Scorpio : most unpredictable sign , full of energy , hard workers , friendly but not with everyone , charismatic ,comedians ,maybe the worst enemy you can meet in your life , they believe you but have a clear borders ( they bait when it's needed , sometimes for whole life ) , unfaithful in love , maybe the most passionate sign ! Sagittarius : hard and perfect workers , honest , but hard persons , not many other signs can live with them in harmony , all time fighters , somethimes cold as rock , the most submissive to atheism , unfaithful in love sometimes ! Capricorn : fulfilled of energy , most emotional sign , maybe the best friends in your life , stubborn to the death ( if they are right or not ), most susceptible to manipulations , they love to "fly" , to climb to the top of the mountain but in many situations thay fall into the abyss , maybe the best fighters for justice whole life , unfaithful in love ! Aquarius : I usually say a God's sign , emotional , fulfilled of love , the most sincere sign , the only sign that is in front of all other signs mentally and spiritually ( you just make one step ,they think and make three steps at once ) , usually incomprehensible , most forgivable , sometimes make wrong decisions for a whole life , maybe most faithful sign in love , someone call them " not from our planet , not from our time , "aliens" ! Pisces : maybe most emotional sign , unpredictable , a very good actors in many situations in life , usually misunderstood , average workers , can transport you thirsty over the water , usually unfaithful in love ! Man/woman ~overall better in signs : Aries – woman , Taurus – man , Gemini – man , Cancer – woman , Leo – woman , Virgo – man , Libra – man , Scorpio – man , Sagittarius – woman , Capricorn – woman , Aquarius – woman , Pisces – man !

  • imani williams says:

    Sooooo there’s no Sagittarius 😢😭where y’all at ?

  • Winnie Chen says:

    D:< I’m a very angry cancer!🦀
    Cancer unite!

  • JigglyPix says:

    Oh dear lord Pisces is the WORST OMG XD

  • Jillian Gillis says:

    "their heads are shaped like lightbulbs."

    ahh shit I've been found out.

  • Sofia Melgarejo says:

    Eugene: A Sagittarius doesn't care (I don't curse) about anything.
    Me, a Sagittarius: Sips Coke That's me, all right.

  • Astrology By Date Of Birth says:

    wow, great video astrological from best to worst. Thanks for your sharing

  • Galaxy rose S says:

    Aries is actually the oldest

  • Galaxy rose S says:

    The first sign

  • Pochoir says:

    Just an Aries ready to get personally attacked and judged 🤗

  • Warrior Princess says:

    My sisters are twins, geminis and are very "2 faced"😂😭

  • Mariah Rose says:

    Virgos Unite thank you Beyonce

  • Beauty Guru101 says:

    I came second! Yay

  • Rob Davis says:

    I'm an alien?

  • UTUBE CH8NEL says:

    Eugene: Aries are like kids
    Try Guy Fandom: Memes everything
    Lets rank them in the bottom…

    Me: Cries in aries

  • UTUBE CH8NEL says:

    why am i sad about this even though i don’t like believing in zodiacs?

  • Trash Panda says:

    I'm a Virgo and very flattered

  • Ninetales GamingandArt says:

    Whoever said that Aries were emotional crybabies was wrong. Every Aries I've known has had a calm attitude since day 1.

  • Faradat R says:

    Cancer being so low hurt my heart like I’m ok but I’m not it’s ok doe I understand but like I hate you haha anyways

  • Preston Young says:

    Eugene's list is on point all I can say is fuck pisces

  • First Name Last Name says:

    It’s kinda weird cuz my bday is at the start of Sagittarius and my bro’s bday is at the end of Sagittarius

  • Cosmic cow says:

    Alison put me last : I’m sad 😞
    Eugene can put me 7th: I jump in enjoy 😊

  • Phillip Hamilton says:

    "Every single Aquarius is an Alien wearing a human mask."

    Me, an Aquarius:*tries pulling face off*

  • Amber Denise says:

    Pisces are beast Leo’s are liars just like libras …best sign and I’m a Pisces is a Virgo 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • Italy's Marcelo says:

    Wow im an aquarius and im in eight place. I mean im not saying i didnt expect this



    (it’s because he ranked Sagittarius as second and I’m a Sagittarius)

  • Ousama Israoui says:

    I hated the vide6

  • Vivica C says:

    But why must a Capricorn ALWAYS be blown over. We are the most complex sign and I understand if you can’t handle it but please respect the goat

  • {RedScorpioWolf} says:

    Omg im high on both charts-
    I a m s o g r a t e f u l
    My mum is a famous virgo
    i am not a pp >:c

  • HᎯN SQUIRREL says:

    Before the video
    Me a Virgo: *Start to Sweat*

    After the video
    Me:I’m the best zodiac sign!

  • Ruby Fox says:

    I mean cancers are a bit obsessive, like if you get a bad cancer they can cling hella tight. But if you get a chil cancer then they will do anything to protect the people they love. Also people think cancers cry but like they show no emotion half the time and it’s kinda creepy. ( I am a cancer ye….)

  • Ruby Fox says:

    My rank as a cancer
    -sagatagad ( I can't spell so I had to google it (Sagittarius))

  • Sophia Morrow says:

    Eugene, rank Japanese Kit-Kat’s!

  • Guurl Park says:

    You’re right.

  • joliewinemiller says:

    not gonna lie, I'm a leo and when you put Leo's towards the bottom I was shocked we weren't number one..

  • Little_Maddox Madd0015 says:

    Yaaaaaaaassssss i am pices

  • tobias ! says:

    im a cancer sun, moon, AND rising so my whole identity is. Emotional Manipulation apparently sjfkgkflsk

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  • Emily Cain says:

    Leos are also super loyal and big-hearted. Just sayin. I'm a Leo, and I really don't identify with all of the stereotypical aspects of my sign. I hate being the center of attention, the idea of being on a stage or in front of a camera is terrifying, and I generally like to focus on other people. That being said, I would also rank Leo pretty low based solely on how annoying and self-involved the stereotype is.

  • Jasmine Brooke says:

    hears the Zodiac King and Priestess rate Aries lowest on the scale and talk crud about Aries

    Me: I am the most mature Aries out of my friends that I know. I. do nkt act like a child. I may represent age 0 but I am the most mature Aries out of my friends and family. How dare you. I'M right YOU'RE wrong SHUT UP

  • Amanda Monks-Roberts says:

    I'm a Leo but I don't think I should be, apart from my feisty personality other than that I am a strong introvert

  • Lilac Gacha’s says:

    You’ve forgotten one thing about Pisces… their masochists

  • Ali Losa says:

    Me: ok well I’m not boring or dumb but i understand that Taurus is a down to earth sign so maybe we’re considered ‘forgettable’ because we’re so loyal and lovers of everything external that we just don’t mention we’re Taurus’

    checks comments and doesn’t see many self-proclaimed or any upset Taurus’

    Me: 🤷🏻‍♀️
    Me: let me express my opinion on behalf of Taurus and hear what others have to say

  • Gacha _galaxy says:

    I am a Virgo, Eugene rated me 1st but offended me when he agreed that us virgos never win and that we are celebrating right now

  • Savannah Stidham says:

    As an aries I'm highly upset

  • Cipher_011 says:

    Aries lol :')

  • Aurelio Sotelo says:


  • Nobody_Releventxx says:

    i guess i look like a giant penis thanks xx

  • Crystal Stachitas- Independent Color Street Stylist says:

    My sister is a Leo and she SUCKS

  • Leen Ela says:

    Um I’m Aries and LOWWWW??????? 😤😤😤

  • Emili Ludden says:

    eugene describes leos

    me: i’m a leo and a twin and that’s not correct about me but it’s correct about my twin

  • Linden Rose says:

    Oh honey. I was born the 20th of march, nighttime. Southern hemisphere. So that makes me 1. Pisces and 2. Aries.

    Ya'll wouldnt deal with us cusp babys who have 2 signs. I feel like im always at the end and start of something. Im going 1 direction, then the other, rage 1 min, chill the next. 😂😂😂😂

  • JustAGirlOnYoutube says:

    Eugene: Capricorns are stubborn as fuck.

    Me: oh shit he's right.

  • Skye Smith says:

    My family is made up of: A Cancer, a Gemini, a Pisces and a Capricorn.


  • SusannahElizabeth80 says:

    I knew I loved Eugene! I’m Virgo & he’s a Capricorn like my daughter. Really funny video and both had great take on all the star signs 👍💗

  • Leslie Ruiz says:

    I'm a Pisces Yass !

  • OG Dawson Vhela says:

    Yay, I never knew that I would be ranked so high and # 1 xD

  • Josselinne Figueroa says:

    Eugene picks Virgo and that's all that matters ♡ lol

  • Erica Persson Wikström says:

    im a scorpio (look like a penis) my bf aquarius (is an alien) XD

  • Megan's world says:

    I’m a Virgo and I love that, we’re very loyal too

  • NothingButJen .-. says:

    My Sign/Sun Sign: Pisces

    My Moon Sign: Scorpio

    My Rising Sign: Capricorn

    My MC Sign: Scorpio

    The signs I friggin love are:

    1. Sagittarius

    2. Aries

    3. Taurus

    How I feel about the Try Guys..

    Eugene – fun to mess with and I wanna be his friend

    Zack – cute af and fun to be around

    Keith – fUNnn

    Ned: also fun to mess around with

  • Taya Robinson says:

    Yes! Finally Pisces! First! I’m glad the girl gets it😂

  • mr. fluffish says:

    Aries:I know I'm gonna be at the middle of the best because I'm caring
    *gets to be first worst*
    *actually burns the whole house*

  • Elizabeth Jumper says:

    Yaaaaay virgo finally win something though I do agree with you both on how virgo's are

  • Liana Arias says:

    virgos are winning idc…

  • Lynn M says:

    I’m an Aquarius and flip off

  • Nic B says:

    Go Virgo ♍️!!!!! SUCK IT TAURUS ♉️ sorry that’s directed to my brother 😌

  • Kelsey Camp says:

    Well based on this video I think it explains my grades in school. I’m a Taurus ♉️

  • TravelBug GB says:

    You’re right Eugene you’re right, I am upset/obsessed of how people often view Gemini ♊️ we’re always misunderstood 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • Meka B says:

    I just found these guys and they’re funny af! Bing watching …
    23:00 Yooo!! 😝 We won y’all! Shout out to my fellow Virgos‼️
    ♍️ 🌸

  • says:

    By seeing Eugene's nature he should be a libra, Goddamnit

  • itzAsher BRUH says:


    Eugene: they r aliens…

    me: wha….IM APART OF AREA 51?!?

    other girl: they r below the end.

    Me: WAAAAAaaaaaaah

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