Queer Eye’s Fab Five Teach Us How to Sext Properly | Under The Covers

Queer Eye’s Fab Five Teach Us How to Sext Properly | Under The Covers


– I’m Jonathan. – And I’m Antoni. – Hello, I’m Tan France. – Hey friends, I’m Karamo. – And today we’re getting
under the covers with Cosmo. – And Anti’s not wearing pants. Jealous? – (whispers) Rawr. (upbeat techno music) – Bobby’s in literally a plane. – Oh yeah. – Coming home from China. – From China. He’s starting an empire. – He’s probably like goddamn renovating– – Furniture design. – at least 30 houses by himself. – Yes. Who has the weirdest bedtime routine? – Jonathan? – You! – What do you mean? – You can– – You want to show my bedtime routine? – Okay, so he does take power
naps throughout the day, however, you can sometimes have two hours worth of sleep and then you’re
good to go the next morning. – I can. It’s from all those late
nights in college partying. – This boy has trained his
body to run on nothing. If I don’t get minimum
eight hours, preferably 10, – His hair doesn’t come out like that. – I am grouching, yeah! You know it’s been a rough night if my hair’s not looking right. – It’s probably Tan, even
though I don’t know what it is. – It’s you by far, Jonathan. – Oh. – You listen to like
four hours of records. – I do. – In his whitey tighties. He lights every candle that he can find. Like almost burns the
house down every night. – Some tea lights. – He waters one of his 87 plants that’s all over his apartment
cause he loves foliage in his house. – Vitamin C serum. – Yeah, Vitamin C Serum and
I think he’s ready for bed. – I don’t sleep with anything on, oh! – You sleep naked? (gasps) I sleep naked, too. – I sleep completely naked. – (in southern accent)
I like to sleep naked. – I sleep full naked. – Actually, I’m lying. I have to sleep with a sweater on and nothing on the bottom. (record scratch) – Ew, really? – Yeah. – (in southern accent) Or
I like little boxer briefs to make me feel contained and safe. – Full naked. – I definitely snore very bad. – I’m such a bad snorer. – Like I think I’ve got the sleep apnea. – I have like a deviated septum. Tanny has like a gentle whisper of a snore if he falls asleep in a car. – Oh my god, Tanny. – It’s very gentle. Karamo makes zero sound when he sleeps ’cause he can fall asleep standing up the way farm animals do. – Cows do that. – Who would be the most
comfortable to sleep with? I wanna say Bobby just because– – He likes it cold? – He likes it cold and I like it cold, so I’m gonna say Bobby. Who would you sleep with? Physically sleep with. – Not have sex with. – Yes. – You. – Because you know I
would respect your space ’cause I love a boundary? – No, because you’re the perfect like – Size? – Yeah! – For a little spoon! – Look at this! This is exactly what I want. – However, sorry just
to be clear, turn bitch! I’m never the little spoon! – And this is why I could
never sleep with Tan! How do I feel about sexy texts? I think it’s very healthy for
people to send sexy texts. I think it gets the imagination going. I think it’s better
than seeing visual porn. I think we’ve lost the art of saying words that like get us feeling
like we’re going– Stop sending… dick pics. I didn’t want to say
the D word and then I– Stop sending them. It’s not cute. Don’t do it. I would love– – Describe it! – Yeah! – Like describe what you want to do. – Yeah. – Nobody wants to see a pic like that. – And the last thing you
should mention is the genital. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Male or female, so don’t go there. Go to like I would love to kiss your neck. I would love to hold your hand. I would love to caress
your ears and your– – And listen, this is
Cosmo, you can talk about what you wanna do with that person. – Yes! – You can get dirty, you
just don’t give it all away. – Yeah. ♪ If I could turn back time ♪ – Bun num num. – No, I’m singing to you. Go to sleep. – Oh, okay. ♪ If I could find the way ♪ ♪ I would take back all
the words that hurt you ♪ ♪ And you’d say ♪ No, I’m just kidding. (singing in French) Oh, I love this song. (singing in French) Get to the chorus. (singing in French) Pop-Tart. (singing in French) Real nice nooking it. – That was Celine Dion – Really pretty French song. – With a little bit of modification because I forgot the words. (singing over each other) – Yeah. – My midnight snack is my daytime snack. – Same all day, every day. – Yeah. – Welch’s gummies and a Coca Cola. – Yes! Starbursts, I love pink Starburst. – Oh yeah, yeah, he loves his Starbursts. He loves his Starbursts. – Yes, that’s it. – Never chocolate. – Never chocolate. Unless it’s a man. – Mm. – I’m engaged. But if I wasn’t. – Probably like chicken fingers or brown sugar cinnamon
Pop-Tarts or cookies. – 20 minute list. Croissant, pain au chocolat preferably. – Some really medjool
date with the pits in ’cause they’re more moist. – A Crack Pie from Milk Bar. – And then I make a little incision and I take the pit out. – Levain cookies from Levain. Probably the chocolate peanut butter one. – And then I love a chamomile tea. Mighty Leaf makes a really nice one that have really lovely citrus nodes. And a large bottle of water. – I also really like a
Bounty bar from the U.K. I really like a Boost. – If I really want to be naughty, I take a Lindt chocolate bar, they’re really thin, and there’s a nice burnt caramel sea salt one and I take it out of the freezer ’cause it just melts in your mouth. – Only thing I understood
out of that was a Bounty bar. (gasps) Thanks for watching us. – Wait, be sure to subscribe to Cosmo. (upbeat techno music)

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