No one Absolutely no one complete silence Whoa, you have a lot of blackheads Shit your zodiac sign says 150 151 hey, how’s it going? I just watched an amazing program about the power of positive thinking Change your thoughts change your life I’m so ugly. wow, are you? Okay, you look like you got hit by a truck Dude let’s up the Travis Scott concert I can’t relate to that but I am really sorry that that’s happening to you haters gonna hate Dude I am looking for a gym buddy, I really like that sweater on you you have a good choice It really hides all those extra pounds that you gained dude I’ve been talking to this really fine ass girl lately I was almost on American Idol. She’s so psycho Not to be rude, but did you gain weight Wow someone’s sensitive no, no wait, you totally misunderstood what I said! And I could be all the things you told me not to be how you doing Why does he look like that? why is she wearing that? Why do you talk like that? YUH I swear you want to be me. You have to be shy Oh you went to Drake’s concert. Oh, actually I met Drake… you have a 3.5 GPA? Oh, my GPA is 3.8… No, don’t touch it. I really like my personal space you can busy, you know what I mean? I’ve just been so swamped lately keeping busy you know what I mean Somebody please tell Libra to stop stealing my looks This is my look just in case you forgot. I’ve noticed that most people don’t have as good a memory as I do you’re growing Nice and big I just got a promotion. How about you? knockout tingling treatment Moon Clinique Moisture Surge Bath & Body cactus blossom Versace You guys’ lives would probably be a lot better If you just listened to my advice (BORING CAPRICORN CONVERSATION) Yeah I like to take a lot of showers? Yeah, let’s catch up more we should go to this restaurant I know the owner a really nice guy. It’s a little on the expensive on the expensive side I do want to be early so I’ll leave right now oh my god! scorpio is totally checking me out. I’m so not interested I don’t know I’m still deciding. Can I use your charger? Do you have gum? You have a pen. You really shouldn’t be saying that (EXHAUSTING GEMINI CONVERSATION) (EXHAUSTING GEMINI CONVERSATION) One second the lighting is good right now (EXHAUSTING GEMINI CONVERSATION) Not sure Didn’t you know that red meat is literally destroying the planet But you know, I totally understand your point of view and I just I respect that that’s what I love about our country is that it’s made up of differences and that we are all free to express our differences and We can all get along at the end of the day I’m so bored. I don’t like gossip. I stay above all that stuff. Oh my god. I am so excited What do you want to do? I’m bored. Do you not understand what I’m saying? Like, how do you not get this? Next year I will be joining the Peace Corps. I think Im gonna dye my hair. I only listen to their old stuff Yeah, I liked them before they were popular They sold out because my analytics told me that that’s when my followers are gonna be the most active I want to order a… venti green tea matcha unsweetened light ice and with an extra scoop of matcha I’m kind of psychic Remember we went to Santa Monica together. So you decided to come home? Was there someone in your family who recently passed? one sec… Remember the night that we took this picture I’m getting an A. No, I’m getting a B D … E … F A Q?! Time passes by way too quickly. No, do you want to try again? And this time be honest because I already know I just get this feeling (DEPRESSING CANCER CONVERSATION) I’m so sorry that I couldn’t make it. I was just I was out for a run and when I was out for a run I Give me attention. I’m sorryI just need to be alone for a little bit I’m just asking questions and you can’t give me a straight answer. So yeah, maybe I do think something’s wrong and I tripped over a dog, and I just I really hurt my leg that day and I just I couldn’t leave the house and I’m not lying. AmI like just some problem for everybody (CANCER COMPLAINING AND CRYING) Is this working…? I think this is working. I’m not going to keep doing this with you. There’s something going on that. I need to know about you need to tell me Hello no, I’m not lying. Why would I lie about that? You were just out getting a present? it just really gets to me I’m sorry. Babe I’m so sorry about all of those things that I said. I really didn’t mean it. I don’t know what I was thinking Do you still love me?