Trump’s Border Wall Visit & A Government Admission About UFOs | The Daily Show
President Trump’s trip to the
West Coast. Yesterday, the president
popped into California to host some fundraisers,
talk about housing issues and stock up on edibles. But easily the highlight
of his trip was getting to visit his favorite child–
the border wall. WOMAN: President Trump took time
from a fundraising trip to visit a chunk of border wall
in Otay Mesa, California. He met with several construction workers and was invited
to sign the wall, which he did, with a Sharpie. He boasted about the wall
calling it, the “Rolls-Royce”
of border barriers. It’s designed to absorb heat,
so it’s extremely hot. The wall is, uh… You won’t
be able to touch it. So if they’re gonna climb it,
they’re gonna have to bring hoses and waters,
uh, water. And we don’t know where
they’re gonna hook it up, because there’s not a lot
of water out here. If you think you’re gonna cut it
with a blowtorch, that doesn’t work,
because you hit concrete. This wall can’t be climbed.
This is very, very hard. We had 20 mountain climbers. That’s all they do.
They love to climb mountains. And this was the one
that was hardest to climb. And so begins season one
of Mexican Ninja Warrior. (laughter) (applause and cheering) I will say,
if you forget the xenophobia and all of the racism,
it’s pretty cute how excited Trump gets
about his wall, right? He reminds me
of little kids bragging about what they’ve built
out of Lego. Have you ever seen them? You know, they’d be like,
“It’s super strong. “And this is for the policemen,
and they can’t break it. “And this one shooted
the lasers. And there’s a booby trap
for when the Mexicans come.” (laughter) It’s also funny how Trump
signed the wall with a Sharpie, like he’s worried we’re not
gonna know who built it. Like… This man is so insecure. No other president physically
signs their accomplishments. Like-like, Abraham Lincoln
didn’t go up to the slaves like, “You’re free!
Now hold still! Hold still. There you go.” Now, the problem for Trump is
that sometimes his enthusiasm
actually gets him in trouble, because he gets carried away and he says secrets
that he’s not supposed to. One thing we haven’t mentioned
is technology. They’re wired
so that we will know if somebody’s trying
to break through. And you may want to discuss that
a little bit, General. Sir, there could be some merit
in not discussing it. Okay. I like that. -That was a great answer.
-Yeah. I’ll just tell you,
they’re wired. Okay? They’re wired. Again. Tell me that’s not adorable. Trump is so excited
about the wall that people have to stop him
from explaining its weaknesses. He’s like,
“There’s a door that opens. “If you cut the wire right here,
you cut the right one, “but we won’t tell them
it’s the red one. We won’t tell them.” And kudos.
Kudos to that guard. He’s just so slick. “Uh, there could be some merit
in not discussing that, sir.” That is the nicest way I’ve ever heard someone say,
“Shut the (bleep) up.” (laughter, applause) That’s what that was. (applause and cheering) We should… we should all start
using that, right? Yeah, next time
you tell your boss that your missed work
for a funeral, and your co-worker’s like, “But
you said you were at the beach,” you could be like, “There could be some merit
in not discussing that, Bob.” (laughter) All right, let’s move on to an alarming new report
about air travel. If you have a flight coming up,
you may want to be careful about what you drink,
’cause a new study looked at the water safety
from a dozen major airlines. And those airlines
with the cleanest water are Alaska Airlines, Allegiant,
Hawaiian Air, Frontier and Southwest, while the dirtiest water
is found on board Delta, American, United, JetBlue
and Spirit Airlines. That might surprise you, right? The study suggests sticking
with bottled water on planes and avoiding the coffee
and tea. You can also use hand sanitizer instead of washing your hands
in the bathroom. Yes. Turns out if you’ve been
drinking water on a plane, your bowels may be in danger. And honestly,
this was surprising to me, ’cause I always knew
that the water in the bathroom wasn’t
for drinking, right? -You use that to wash your feet,
but… -(laughter) I didn’t know that the water they serve you
can also be dirty. Like, how does it get that bad? Like, do they take the
hot towels from business class and squeeze the water into cups
for economy? Is that what they do? You’re just like,
“Hmm. What-what is that taste?” “Sir, that is the taste
of success.” (laughter) And that list was
pretty interesting as well. You’ve got Alaskan at the top, and then all the way
at the bottom is Spirit Airlines. And I know, I know some people
think Spirit should be ashamed that they’re number ten,
but to be honest, I was impressed that they
have water on their flights. Yeah, normally,
the only refreshments on Spirit -are your own tears of regret.
-(laughter) Spirit Airlines. Our water
is the least of your problems. (laughter, applause) And finally… tomorrow is September 20, the big day when everyone
is supposed to raid Area 51. -(whooping)
-And although this thing just started out as a joke,
it turns out they might actually
find something. NEWSWOMAN: The U.S. Navy
now confirms UFO videos made public
by The New York Times and a UFO research group
back in 2017 are the real deal. Images of that rotating thing
captured by U.S. Navy aircraft. Sensors locking in
on the target. Commander David Fravor
saw it firsthand during a training mission,
describing it: like a 40-foot-long Tic Tac. The ability to hover
over the water and then start a vertical climb
from basically zero up towards about 12,000 feet and then accelerate in less
than two seconds and disappear is… something
I had never seen in my life. The Navy says it still doesn’t
know what the objects are, and officials
aren’t speculating. Holy shit. I hope that’s a UFO,
because if it’s a giant Tic Tac, -that’s even creepier.
-(laughter) What, a giant Tic Tac
just flying around in the sky? But do you guys understand
what’s happening here? The U.S. government
is officially confirming– officially–
that in 2017 the Navy saw a UFO. And I hope,
I really hope it isn’t aliens, because it would be a really bad
time for them to visit Earth. Yeah. Can you imagine?
They’ll land and be like, “Take us to your leader,”
and we’ll be like, “Uh, sorry,
he’s signing a wall right now.”
Thank you for always making me laugh every evening.
Does Donald Trump have Sunburn or is that just his pigment.
Ufo dosen't mean it's extraterrestrial. It just means we don't know what it is.
"There could be some merrit in not discussing that"
…give that man a raise
This guy is cooked in his head…
“Spirt Airlines- our water is the least of your problems “
I’m dead 😵
There could be some merit in not discussing that.
Its gets hot huh? I heard there’s no sun at night
I think this guy might be stupid
😂
He only did it because it's election time
A wall will not stop us
Taste of success😂😂
I’m pretty sure I have already confirmed the presence of aliens on earth, they are similar to parasites….
I don't believe this shit it's fake it's a decoy the government is fooling the people they want to show you this so that they could hide the real thing its fake
They will climb in night it wont be hot then😂😂
The Great Wall of China says hello 👋 Mr. Trump
lEDDERS
Are UFOs real the same way Avian flu was real. Should we become vegan so they dont think we are barbaric?
Bad editing
Its going to be a great wall, a perfect wall, the GREATEST wall of all times
Gloves?
Man I hate donal but that shit was funny Bc dude this is real real life no movies no acting lol
1) a fence is not a wall, ask my house
2) metal cools at night
3) is he trying to encourage people to prove they can climb his "wall"?
5:40 I doubt they'd recognize trump as earth's leader… or humans as equals for that matter
Man how the hell does Noah get away with his constant bashing of Spirit airlines?
I can't see you being able to do that to any other company on a consistent basis like that without getting sued.
I guess that goes to show how shitty of a company they actually are.
I never once flown with spirit, but I can honestly say I heard many things about them & I don't recall hearing a single thing that was good.
In all honesty how are they still even in business?
Americans so stupid. They be like if aliens gonna visit earth then its only stop is america so they must be here only place in existence is america!! Lmao so stupid why dosent any other country have aliens? Lol
Aahh the infamous sharpie
Ufos are real, next NESSY 🐉
Trump: it will be too hot, you won’t be able to touch it
Gloves: I’m about to end this whole mans career
Better admit to ufo, compared to aeronautic experiments.
Let's just agree to take the aliens to Greta, yes?
The trump impeachment is just something to keep us away from unlocking the truth.
Just flew spirit water didn’t even work in bathrooms lmao
UFO sighting huh… Build a roof?
I clicked on this to see the Navy admitting the UFO's were for real, not this Dumbass trying to be funny & show his ignorance! Stopped it @1:38.
😂😂i don't know why but Trump has that humour side that i like
It was the hardest to climb…but that's not the same as saying you can't climb it. Waste of money.
Am I the only one that noticed they click baited me
Hot wall – just wear special gloves, genius…
Im Late Replying As Always…….
But Hot Damn, ALIENS!!!! WOOT!!!!
I should like to hope Aliens are real and also friendly, because I should like to learn all there is to learn about the universe. And with Humanity being to caught up on stupid shit like being racist, sexist, homophobic, war happy, and greedy for money and selfish gains….I highly doubt any ship close to being like the Enterprise will be built in my lifetime. Hell I doubt Fully Functional Sex Robots for Women and/or Gay Men will be built in my lifetime. And thats just a small feat. If Aliens are out there, and I know in my heart they are, its no wonder with Humanities pathetic stupidity that they keep themselves hidden. Why would a species advanced enough to travel through the stars wanna talk to a moronic species that cant even accept each other for their unique differences but instead start wars and show violence to those that through aliens eyes look the same minus SMALL Minor details like skin tone, hair texture, eye color and/or gender. Aliens honestly probably wouldnt even be bothered with humanity and honestly in reality if they did decide to come here it would probably be to wipe humans out and take over the earth themselves so they could nurture it and restore then use its natural resources.
The jugs they keep the water in are reused and aren't regularly cleaned.
That "UFO" video is old news and debunked. The cameras they were using were thermal cameras (what cameras today are that fuzzy and in black and white?). What you're seeing is the heat from the rockets on a jet.
He provided some very important information for climbers.
What's wrong with spirit airline
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Nothing trump said in this video could be interpreted as xenophobia or racist. You guys are beyond reaching
How is point out the wall can detect people trying to breach exposing its weakness. Lol that’s an obvious strength
Wait, Trump went to Cali to expose the homeless crisis and housing problems and Trevor thinks this was the only thing worth to report? There are literal rat infested tent communities riddled throughout Cali’s most populous cities with homeless people contracting the BUBONIC PLAGUE. But trump said the wall had advanced tech…. yeah Trump 2020
Horrible to watch this cause as a foreigner I’ve only flight United Airlines before.
I did only drink apple juice so maybe that’s still fine.
"They'll have to bring hoses" boi do you know what gloves are?
#2Terms
And Trevor Noah says: " Holy Shit" 👀
So true about Spirit airlines 👎sucking, you buy the tickets cheap online but you will actually pay more than you would with other airlines in hidden fees once you are ready to board!
"Do they take the hot towels from Business Class and squeeze them into cups for Economy?"
"What is that taste?"
"Sir, that is the taste of success!"
Trevorrrrr 🤗🤗🤗😂😂😂😂😂
they tell you the truth THEN mock it (make jokes) about it so people don't be too worried about it UFOs smh some people still sleep Zzzz time to wake up
What did Spirit ever do to you Trevor? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not sure why 1k people disliked this video
What has protecting a country from illegal immigrants with racism in common?
Wait, a ladder will do lol 😂
…and Africa, his ancestral home, is sooo wonderfully advanced and civilized.
Uno what my answer would trump win next election yes he would but we wont know that.
I would pay to see Mexicans ninja warrior
Mexicans will dig under or wear rubber silicone suits to climb over. It's not hot and night either. Plus most immigrants come by plane. Bahhahahahhaa
EVEN ON THE WALLS OF THE PYRAMIDS… THE TIMING OF "SPACE FORCE" PLUS THE HOLY SCRIPTURES SAY THAT "THE MESSIAH" WILL COME BACK TO THE EARTH LIKE HE LEFT… "ON A CLOUD" Psalms 104:3
“Who layeth the beams of his chambers in the waters: who maketh THE CLOUDS his chariot: who walketh upon the wings of the wind:”
TRUMP AND THE NATIONS ARMY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO FIGHT CHRIST WHEN HE RETURNS…"ON CHARIOTS AKA UFO's"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10yBw93e1S9htijpDCeOxA_f6qGi5j0OqD07RuN-QOBQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
how bad is that extra heat for the environment? that is, if the wall is actually designed as he said…
Who ever get to the end of the wall,gets free green card
U gotta talk about UFOS bc your having to eat your own shit about the border wall
What a jack ass
Lmao, SALUTE!! … MEXICANS build piramids that scientists still dont know how they made it! 🤣🤔🤣
“Too got to climb” yeah cuz shit like rope, gloves, knee pads, shoes, and thick clothing don’t exist
This new wall… Its like a person beat a level, but rather than the next level being harder, the system broke and the game got easier.
Abe Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation… What a fail
The YouTube series “the arrivals” came out around 2007 said that through propaganda, more and more people will believe in aliens until they blame something massive on an alien attack, although it is really military technologies. DONT BE FOOLED THEY SAID THIS IN 2007!!!!!!
Mexican Ninja Warrior….lol!
Trump's wall reminds be of the Berlin Wall for sum reason.
3:05 did she say "drinked?" BIGLY disappointed. 😞
There could be some merit in not discussing the airline water quality 😂
Missed opportunity
When he quoted the aliens as saying, "Take us to your leader" he should have responded, "There could be some merit in not doing that"
Can’t touch wall but you can sign it!!! 👇 never a dull moment!
The navy admits that things are flying around that they cant identify.And yes in the High Def world we live in and pilots flying around in billion dollar airplanes we still have shitty blurry images of tic tac like objects.A ruse to pacify looney UFO enthusiasts and nothing more.
How is the Mexican border line the Rolls-Royce of when China has the biggest border known to man The great wall
Trevor.. You are the best!! Thanks!
🤔if UFOs are real,,do you think they could save us from the orange parasite in office right now?
woaaaahhh .. "so begin the season of Mexican Ninja Warrior ".. damnnnn 😍😘
ok ok, so I usually travel in Jetblue or delta. I never drink the water and I ask for no ice, cuz I don't wanna risk it, but they always serve water from a big water bottle, so you are telling me they refill that plastic bottle with tap water and pretend its new?, otherwise how can it be so dirty. I could believe that from Spirit tho.
if this pilot encountered technology that could hover at less than 20 metres then go from 0 to 6,000 metres vertical in less than a second., He never stood a chance
20 billion dollars worth of wall can be defeated with twenty dollars worth of rope and ladder.
Wat an idiot
"It's shocking to hear Spirit Airlines has dirty water right?"
Nah Nah I believe it
"Spirit Airlines…. We'll see!"
I like how his example for a president who didn't sign his accomplishments was Lincoln, who literally signed the EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION. In fact most if not all presidents sign their accomplishments…LAWS.
Fuck these liberals
Nah but for real fuck trump too. Trump is very ill for this country but god help us if the Democratic Party gets voted in. WHOOSH there goes our rights to say whatever we want no matter how hateful, there goes our rights to our guns no matter how big the magazine size is. ( extended double barrel magazine clips )
Does Trump really think he can convince people that he had 20 of the worlds best mountain climbers come out and try to climb his little segment of border wall
lmao gtfoh crazy old man
someone get all these white people out of the sun bathong….
SO FUNNY
The "UFO" was a bug on the lens. Most likely on the inside of the camera.
i still can't get over the fact that the goverment confirmed the ufo's and nobody is talking about it ther was a naruto run meme for like three days but nothing about the ufo's
That probably wasn't a UFO. The government has a legitimate interest in a perceived existence of extraterrestrial life on Earth. That being said, it might actually be a UFO, and could be from another military, a private test by a major corporation (or an unreasonably intelligent person), or an actual "mystery". I know one thing for certain, and that's that the government knows a decent amount about it. Thry wouldn't have confirmed it as a UFO to the public otherwise.
Only half way through my face hurt. What does Trevor do in his down time? Does he have any?😄😄😄😄😍😍😍😍😍