We read our horoscope / zodiac / astrology! Scary accurate!

We read our horoscope / zodiac / astrology! Scary accurate!


What’s up, guys, I’m Maddy! I’m Cristina and today we’re going to be talking about some astrology stuff. Yay! This started because I watched a video on BuzzFeed about an astrologist with people lined up trying to Guess who had what zodiac sign and I was like, oh snap He’s getting real specific. Let’s see. What our astrology is. We’re not doing just like regular zodiac we are on Astro.cafeastrology.com so it also asks for your time of birth now We have a general idea of Tina’s I have my, I was born around 6:45 a.m. to 7:00am. I don’t know the exact one. So we don’t know the exact time that she was born So we’re just gonna throw out any number, okay? So she’s a Virgo. I am a Virgo The Sun represents vitality a sense of individuality and outward shining creative energy Okay. That’s, um, a little true in there. A little bit, right? Why would you say that’s true? I don’t know. Cause ok. I am! She is She’s an artist; she sketches and she’s been getting so good over the past years that I’ve known her and she’s getting into painting and all that stuff and now we’re doing this Virgo people are generally was hard-working individuals who have a love of knowledge and know-how First of all, I’m not hard-working Second of all, this girl doesn’t respect me at all. I love her though. I really do. Awwww that’s so sweet Yeah, like if I ask you something like oh should I text this person and you’re like you’re like no I’m like, “Oh okay, I won’t text this person” Is this trustable? That’s respect! We’re gonna leave it to you guys. That’s respect! Guys c’mon Okay, Virgos are sensitive to their surroundings and they tend to embarrass easily. Oh, that’s true. S***. Wow. Many Virgo suns are not too comfortable in the limelight. I had to drag her into this video. How the f*** am I supposed to do this video by myself Yeah, it is getting real This isn’t even the best part when you get into like the moon the signs and s***, s*** gets real! Dude, this is getting real. Okay, okay, um, they’re generally reticent when faced with anything or anyone new I don’t know what reticent means Can we Google that? Let’s Google that. Can we call a friend? Not revealing one thoughts or feelings readily that is so true that is so true. What is going on? The only time she ever opens up is like 4 a.m Driving in the middle of a road trip or no the beginning or end of a road trip That’s when we get like really deep into stuff. But otherwise- It’s a road trip, guys.Yeah. It’s a closed area She’s forced to. I have nothing to do. I was forced! It was like Stockholm Syndrome Can we read yours now? Switch? Yesssssss Libra natives are generally thought to be sociable somewhat intellectual souls. They have an almost innocent way about them that makes them very approachable Generally-. She is approachable. Yeah You need activity and a change of scenery often Or you feel restless. You take pride in your mental agility and your friendships You are able to adapt quite easily to whatever environment you’re in. That’s true. That’s hella true. I’m literally like I’m going through like Seasonal depression because it’s been almost a month since we took our last vacation and I need a different scene I’ve been here too long Although your intentions are generally good you are given to overdoing things. You can easily gloss over realistic details and get yourself into debt That’s not true. That’s not true at all. I’m very good financially. Like, I’m very good with my finances. Yo, I totally agree In your finances, yo, no sarcastic. You’re good. Why do you say that? Cause every trip, bro. How much do we spend? yeah, I know. I know. Every trip is just like wonderful. It was fun. It was affordable. It was awesome. Yeah, that’s true. I approve you on that. thank you! Your emotions tell you one thing and your mind tells you something else. The result is a seesaw effect oh my gosh You can be emotional to the point of irrationality at one moment and logical the next. Bro, I don’t know you that much. It’s right o.o So much words. Yeah. Okay, so How would you rate Your reading Your horoscope reading My reading? Yeah, so if we’re gonna say zero to hundred percentage-wise What would you give it? Um, I would say it’s like it says a lot true But like, I don’t know myself either way So I’m gonna say it’s like eight.. eighty-two percent? Around that? 82%? Yeah That’s good. That’s like a B. Yeah. That’s pretty good, BUT To be fair. We don’t know the exact time. We don’t know your exact time. Yeah, so Okay. Okay, that’s fair. I’ll let you have that. And for you? For me? I would say a solid 91 percent That’s an A. was accurate, and I read a lot more, I think, on my own. So yeah That’s it for tonight. Yeah. We’ll see you next time. Bye

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