Why Astrology Is Bullshit (+and Why Carl Jung is NOT) | DETOUR #008 📹

Why Astrology Is Bullshit (+and Why Carl Jung is NOT) | DETOUR #008 📹


Alright Cindy, what
kind of bottle is this? What’s the name of it? Prosecco. Prosecco? Alright. Let’s drink alcohol
while Olivia eats shrimp. You like shrimp girl? Good girl, good girl. Olivia you want more shrimp? You want more shrimpy shrimp? More shrimpy shrimp? More shrimpy shrimp. She’s like a purse for Dilanka. One order of shrimpy shrimp. Table 8. This restaurant feeds you, there’s no like sanitation or anything. …just gives it to you. What questions do you have? When’s your birthday? Oh yes that’s an excellent question. November. It’s in October. November 5th. Oh yours is November 5th? What year? 1987. Why are you laughing? Why is that funny? Why is that funny? Cause it’s such a high number. What’re you talking about? So you’re gonna be 29 this year? Who’s November 5th 1987? Remember, remember, the 5th of November. I have a crazy story. I was getting my hair cut by this lady. She had never cut my hair before. And we were just chitchatting or whatever, and she was just asking me questions, nothing too personal. She’s like you’re a Virgo aren’t you? I was like what the fuck. This is what the kids are doing when all the adults are drinking. We got little Olivia sleeping. We got Alex, Sophia, and
Antonio video gaming. Surprise. What game are you guys playing? Pokemon Go. Show your cut lip, Alex. Stop making out with trees. You ticklish? No. Look, here’s what I don’t understand. Every girl on planet
Earth that I’ve ever met is in some manner, into astrology. I don’t understand. Even though it’s complete horseshit. Like, we all know this. Do you need me to explain
to you, young man? Yeah, explain to me. Okay, when you’re on this planet for a certain amount of time, you notice that there are patterns between the characteristics and the people born in those months. It’s too much to be coincidence. The cards can reveal things that you will never see by yourself. Call me now for your free tarot reading. I’m married to a Scorpio. Complete horseshit, astrology. You don’t believe me… Look, here’s what you can do: get ten newspapers on the same day, look up the same sign, and you’ll get ten different answers. How is that possible? Yeah if you get ten different newspapers for the same sign let’s say, Scorpio. No, I’m serious. I don’t look at the daily newspaper, I just look at the general characteristics for that sign. Okay what can you tell me
about yourself that’s true? Preston and I read a thing about sexual compatibility. Preston! Explain this to me. Why is it that every girl
believes in astrology even though it’s horseshit? (laughs) (arguing) Girls believe things that are emotional and don’t make much sense. Oh, no no no. Hey, I’ll tell you what. Something that most people
would not think makes sense but actually has scientific backing. Look at Carl Jung, Carl Jung has the, the Jungian personality types. Astrology is not backed by
any of that shit, right? No. Jungian personality types have backing. Why do all men believe that women are emotional and incapable
of logical decisions? Not incapable, it’s not incapable, you’re more weighed towards
emotional stuff than men. You agree or no? I disagree I strongly disagree. Preston, Cindy disagrees
about the emotional thing. It’s not a negative, it’s more of a, do you believe some people
have certain strengths than other people? No, that’s true. Yeah that’s all it is. It’s not a negative. Like I would make a shitty mother. You know what I mean? It’s not like a bad thing, it just is. Not in the context that it was… Let her explain. No because ‘women believe this’, ‘women believe that’. But you can’t disagree with the fact that most women believe in astrology. I don’t know. I’ve rarely met a woman who does not believe in astrology. Do you believe in astrology? Of course. It’s ambiguous is what I’m trying to say. Astrology and horoscopes. I don’t make decisions based on it, I don’t let it rule my life – It’s entertainment. Yeah, it’s entertainment. It’s like “..oh I arried to a Scorpio…” But there’s a lot of girls that actually base their life decisions on it. I don’t know any of these girls. Let me go ask Sallay. Sallay, we got a question. Do you believe in astrology? I do, ish. How about you guys? Sometimes. No, nunca. (speaks Spanish) We basically said most girls believe in astrology in some manner. That’s not what she said! What did I say, what did I say? All girls? Ish. No, no, I’m not saying Sallay, I’m saying most girls in general
believe in astrology. That’s my hypothesis. Asian astrology. I don’t know much about the asian ones. They go down to the hour I was born in the year of the tiger. I am the fucking tiger. 1987..you’re year of the rabbit. Wait, hold on, the Chinese thing is based on a whole year? That’s even less accurate, isn’t it? You were born in 86 but your parents wanted you to be a year younger. 87. But his parents wanted to report on the birth certificate a year younger, so he was really born in 86. He’s changing reality to fit – 86, 86, you were really born in 86. Do you subtract a year in Chinese astrology? 86 is the tiger too Well he’s a 86 guy. He is? He’s 86 So what animal is that? Tiger. Damn it I wanted to be a tiger so bad! You’re a snake. I’m a snake. This is my best friend Cindy. What are you talking about Cindy? Jiu Jitsu. It’s so boring. Jiu Jutsu. Get him Cindy! Why so violent? I didn’t do anything. You do lots of bad things to me. (The magical Korean tiger arrives) Look I’m being raped by a Korean. Korean tiger, baby. Korean tiger tantra. (laughs)

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