Worst Fortune Teller Ever | Lele Pons

Worst Fortune Teller Ever | Lele Pons


shout outs to lele pons fav video im going to be looking at the vid today>>WELCOME! shut up>>What do you see when you see yourself in the mirror?>>well i see>>how ugly you are>>Ready for the future, and its so stupid>>Oh! Um. Ooh! Oh my gosh. Okay, imTRIGGGGGERD>>I hate your work, and I saw you on the uglyness . One of your videos went viral. I’m getting a ugly wife she looks like trash.>>You’re getting a ugly wife>>Hopefully we’re gonna have a ugly life and i poop on my kids.btw lollll>>Okay SHUT up>>So help me out, like how do you shut up *Snaps*>>Where’s the money?>>Okay, Im not given you non falisha>>I don’t see it. you doe doe butt>>More?>>Okay, it’s coming to me! Coming to me! What is that?>>Oh, my credit.>>Credit-credit card! Okay, then I see something! I see your future! All right, cool.>>Okay, let me tell you.>>Okay.>>So what do you see?>>Chico? This is just a lamp.>>This is just, for like, show and stuff.>>I need-I need da energy.. *Nods sagely*>>Yah.>>Y’know, maybe I’m not doing the right thing here, you know I’m gonna take my money back.>>Hold my hand! Hold my hand!>>I see something now! Yes, I do! Oh! Yes I do Babe You’re cheating on me. We’ve only been married for two weeks I think that you should just just stick with your job and never come home early. Okay. Okay focus on my work, okay? Am I really gonna get married though? You’re definitely gonna get married okay perfect. Thank you so much Okay Hi Hello, I want to know my future and I really want to be rich. Yeah me and you both boo I don’t I don’t have any money, right Again, you don’t have money. I don’t have any money, okay Look I actually stole some money just so I can come and see you so I can hear my future. Oh you stole for me? But wait wait how do I know if you’re legit? I AM LEGIT! See that lamp that I have I mean, I am legit! Okay, what’s my name? Your name? Marilyn..? Okay, I’m so excited for this Okay you had a good at parties the blue parties like The Great Gatsby is Yeah, oh, okay, no wait, please See what I saw in my future for you you see life is complicated, and uh it was like I- I saw um , I I thought you would be very good and the thing is like that. I was gonna give you more money I See a bright future for you don’t work and get yourself a rich person a rich person Okay, thank you so much Let me guess you’re single well. I’ve never really been with a woman. Oh my god. Why did you come here today? That’s hoping that I can find a woman. Oh!! Saturday nights, I don’t usually work. Not you. Okay, so what’s what’s the problem? I’m pretty well off in my family owns. Pop ice Oh! Pop ice you’re rich must be devastating all my friends and family,. They’re all married and happy looks like they’re having fun and Here. I am single. All right, all right, okay first things first. Uh you put that I mean handsome, man I need money is it a check how much do you want? 10k For the first five minutes okay meet the 20 I’m gonna get the pen just in case I want to put another zero okay. Let’s begin okay Look up booyaka So you see that they make fun of you because you don’t have a wife and everything Feisty No, not like that. Yeah, so you know what actually for the first time today? Actually, I see it kind of a bright future you will get what you wanted But um just try to prevent being with girls that have a husband okay Okay, now get out. Pop ice Stay positive man Sit down Do you remember us thought to be honest, I’m trying to forget You ruined our lives what I told you your future you see we all know each other Let me start off with this hey, babe. Hey so listen. Uh I’m not gonna be coming home early tonight I’m gonna be staying at the hotel up the street. I got a lot of work to do. I really want to be focused That’s what I’ll let you know okay, all right. Love you. Bye Sir your reg yeah, I’ll give you anything you want how about that watch? It’s yours Thank you Oh my god Babe, you’re cheating on me. We’ve only been married for two weeks, baby. I Love you. I was just doing it for the money. They were single obviously not go No wait, please give me a chance. I really need the money. Please don’t don’t that brings us back to here Do you see the full picture Oh? To be honest this session is still gonna cost you know what do you have to say for yourself?

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